Birthday/Christmas wishlist

For whoever decides to read this blog post and is feeling generous for 17th February:

• Ticket to EVO with flight, hotel and tournament entrance for Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 and Tekken Tag Tournament 2
• Pac-Man cuff links (can be a day out at Namco Station and just play lots of games)
• While you're at it, get some Tetris ones. 3 for £20 on Zavvi last I checked
• Pac-Man Belt (like Jade's one preferably from Tales of the Abyss)
• 3DS console (XL or normal, I don't mind either way)
• Second circle pad
• Tekken 3D
• PS Vita console
• Memory card
• Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
• Whatever Tales games I haven't got hard copy of yet
• Tales of Rebirth
• Tales of Phantasia
• Tales of Legendia
• Tales of Hearts
• Tales of Innocence
• Tales of the Tempest
• Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology
• Tales of Eternia
• Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the new world
• Any official Tales Soundtrack (except Graces F that came with Day one edition)
• Plexi for Soul Calibur V stick (Hori or Madcatz, either is fine as I have both, preferrably Madcatz as I'll be taking that to tournaments)
• Artwork for it (preferrably Tales related)
• A session where I can just sit on a setup for a good 5 hours or so playing video games with lots of people
• Big bowl of the best fried rice
• Box of chicken (preferrably spicy wings from Favourite Chicken)
• A chance to meet Hideo Baba (Tales Producer)
• Trip to Japan and visit lots of arcades
• Trip to USA and play lots of top players in Marvel
• A day in the Namco Offices in any country
• Playstation network credit (GBP)
• Someone to fix my red ringed Xbox (and a hardrive would be nice as well)
• A sponsor to send me all over the country/world to take part in competitive gaming
• More time in life
• Travel, accomodation and entrance for a UK tournament
• Travel, accomodation and entrance for an international tournament
• A Banapass
• An OTG (On The Go) cable (micro USB to USB A)
• Tales of Vesperia First Strike Blu-Ray